Lawanna the Piranha: Lawanna Gelzer 'JUMPS' in Orange County Commissioner District 6 Race

LawannaGelzerPiranha's are known for their sharp teeth, powerful jaws and a voracious appetite for meat, and when it comes to politics like it or not so is Lawanna Gelzer! Lawanna is certainly going for the meat to take the District 6 seat!

Lawanna Gelzer is known for having her hand on the pulse of Central Florida politics. Like a Piranha, Lawanna uses her powerful jaws to make her voice heard constantly in public forums.

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Juan Lynum – Man Without A Roof

Zalesby Justin Spades
Zale's Jewelry Corporation President and CEO owns a high-end home on a beautifully adorned avenue that protrudes into the Tampa Bay. He is Theophlius Killion. Theo, as he prefers, has held several positions at Macy's, was an executive vice president at Tommy Hilfiger and senior vice president at the Home Shopping Network. His home in Tampa is one of many that belongs to him and his wife Dana K, the famed Chicago Nordic fashion-plate.

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Jacobs, Chapin and the Pigs at the Trough

PigsattheTroughby Vicki Nantz
Many gay folks and other Dems were recently dismayed to receive a letter from Orange County Mayor Teresa Jacobs' campaign ostensibly authored by former County Mayor Linda Chapin, a Democrat. It seems that Jacobs has enlisted the former county mayor's help in her reelection bid, and Chapin has obliged with a written endorsement that is now in mailboxes all over Orange County.

Now let me tell you why this endorsement is especially odious and unforgivable.

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Ain't NoBody Got Time Fo 'Dat!

Orlando Sentinelby Lawrence A. Robinson
So the headline in the Orlando Sentinel -Sunday Early Edition reads; Records: Candidate voted before rights were restored. This is an article written by Mark Schlueb-staff writer. Mark did a lot of research to dig this one up, a decade old crime that is years past the statute of limitations. Mark Schlueb-staff writer, wrote over 800 words about this ten year old out of date crime. The Orlando Sentinel actually bought into this foolishness and put it on the front page of their Easter "Sunday Early Edition." This have got to be very important to the people, this ten year old thingy.

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